Sunday, March 8, 2009

Do you want the mustache on or off?


So I know I missed a few days. Hell we all lost a hour today.
I really do hate this day light savings time.

and so what have i been up to these last few days? Well my normal high jinx of bothering Resturant staff(ok not really i fucking hate people like that) and watching movies and getting fake mustaches from vending machines.
oh yes such fun is to be had. Movie review tomorrow so keep those eye posted
tomorrows topic MY NAME IS BRUCE.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Music+Haiku=Awesome

music is my air,

so i'm breathing all the time

the beat of six one

- neekay30


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sometimes I Do Things. Sometimes Those Things Are Awesome

Random things the strike fear into my dark soul.
  1. Martha Stewart.(though got to say shes got street cred)
  2. Carnival food.(really fried oreos? cant be healthy or natural)
  3. Finding a family member doing porn online.(total willy wilter right there)
  4. Foods without expiration dates.(I dont like food that can out live me)
  5. Left overs left to long.(mmm chunky milk)
  6. Canned goods from the great depression.(thanks gram i know know what that era tasted like)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

If You Dont Know What To Call Me. You Can Call Me What They Call Me Back Home

So I had this dream my room was infested with cats that look like had mange. Not only where they all around meowing and coughing up hair balls but they got my room infested with fleas.
So i woke up itching and for the rest of the night and little ting i though it happen to be fleas.
Needless to say my nights sleep was pretty much ruined.

I need to lay off milk before sleep.

Monday, March 2, 2009

And He Said Unto Me Let It Be

So its done.
I've final got my own space to blog away and now i don't feel weird wearing my "no body reads my blog" shirt.

So for those reading this and asking yourself why should i read this blog.
i offer you this.
where else can you get advice, read rants, feel nerd rage I bottle up, and that good feeling that your life isn't like mine(be oh so happy). yup i can promise all that plus a box to stand on and shout things(I'm crazy but least i don't smell like urine like that hobo yelling on the street corner).

and yes i will update daily maybe even more.